I'm a proud husband and father, originally from Nebraska and rooted in Colorado since 2006. With over two decades in the oil fields and now working in civil construction, my journey has been anything but ordinary — and it's forged the dark, dry sense of humor I carry with me today.

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Growing up in an abusive home, I’ve always been fiercely devoted to protecting my son. That experience has shaped me into an extremely protective father and husband — and has only deepened my passion for safeguarding all children. In a world plagued by chaos and corruption, our most innocent voices often go unheard and unprotected. I refuse to stand by.

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Infused with a dark and dry sense of humor, I proudly embrace being unapologetically me. In my pursuit of creative expression, I founded a company that mirrors my personality – a space where laughter meets controversy through unconventional, bold, and daring designs. Beyond the humor, I harbor a deep commitment to protecting children from the horrors of pedophilia and sex trafficking. Through a few specially crafted designs, I channel a portion of the proceeds to support organizations actively hunting down those responsible for these vile crimes.

 

Join me on this unique journey — where creativity, humor, and purpose collide.